Gamblingโs joys and frustrations have prompted some of the most inspiring and poignant quotes and advice from players worldwide. A win is so exhilarating, and a loss so utterly devastating, that even players with nerves of steel and unflinching poker faces canโt keep their words to themselves. Here are some of the best quotes for gambling enthusiasts.ย
โIn gambling, the many must lose in order that the few may win.โ โ George Bernard Shaw, playwright. Do you know how the house edge works? If so, this quote will have a lot more meaning. The casinoโs edge doesnโt mean the game is rigged, but since the casino has a fixed profit, it does mean a lot of people had to lose money for you to win that jackpot.ย
โQuit while youโre ahead; all the best gamblers do.โ โ Baltasar Graciรกn, 17th-century philosopher. This quote has become a mantra for responsible gamblers.
โThe subject of gambling is all-encompassing. It combines manโs natural play instinct with his desire to know about his fate and future.โ โ Franz Rosenthal, linguist.
โGambling is an act of faith of gamblers. Prophecy is an act of faith of the saints.โ โ Toba Beta, writer.
โVictory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Todayโs winners are tomorrowโs blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.โ โ Hunter S. Thompson, gonzo journalist.
โAt the gambling table, there are no fathers or sons.โ โ Chinese proverb.
โGambling has held human beings in thrall for millennia. It has been engaged in everywhere, from the dregs of society to the most respectable circles.โ โ Peter L. Bernstein, economist.
โHoping to recoup is what ruins the gambler.โ โ Irish proverb that dispels the common myth that if you only keep playing, youโll win your money back.ย
โGambling is not a vice; it is an expression of our humanness. We gamble. Some do it at the gambling table, some do not. You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play.โ โ Jeanette Winterson, author.
โOnce you start thinking youโve got nothing left to learn, you have everything to learn.โ โ Words from poker strategist Steve Badger that you can apply in all areas of your life.ย
โThe gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.โโ Ambrose Bierce, writer and poet.
โNo wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.โ โ Thomas Dewar, Scottish baron and whisky distiller.ย
โGambling is not about how well you play the games, itโs really about how well you handle your money.โ โ Terrence Murphy, aka V.P. Pappy, casino writer.
โThere is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune; go there with a large one.โ โ Jack Yelton, U.S. WWII veteran.
โGambling is not as destructive as war or as boring as pornography. It is not as immoral as business or as suicidal as watching television. And the percentages are better than religion.โ โ Mario Puzo, author.
โI like to play blackjack. Iโm not addicted to gambling, Iโm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.โ โ Mitch Hedberg, comedian.
โA gentleman is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated.โ โ Leo Tolstoy, novelist.
โGambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces.โ โ Hunter S. Thompson, gonzo journalist.
At the heart of most of these quotes for gamblers is the importance of playing responsibly. Always separate your playing budget from your personal budget, and remember to stop when you are feeling excessive stress and anxiety. Whatever you choose to play at a casino, itโs still a game and itโs meant to be fun.ย
Funny Gambling Quotes
This list is filled with insightful quotes for gamblers, but every now and again, you need a little bit more than a solid piece of advice โ you need a laugh. Here are just a few light-hearted quotes about gambling.ย
โIf there werenโt luck involved, I would win every time.โ โ Phil Hellmuth, professional poker player.
โA gambler never makes the same mistake twice. Itโs usually three or more times.โ โ Terrence Murphy, aka V.P. Pappy, casino writer.
โNobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesnโt play poker.โ โ Amarillo Slim.
โLas Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks โ it says, Goodbye.โ โ Frank Sinatra in โThe Joker Is Wild.โ
โThe guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.โ โ Julius โBig Julieโ Weintraub, renowned Las Vegas junketeer.
Best Quotes From Famous People and Movies
The allure and glamor of gambling and casinos are often best portrayed in movies by the glamorous celebrities who feature in them. Next time you play your favorite online game of choice, be sure to keep a few of these wise words in mind.
โMoney won is twice as sweet as money earned.โ โ Paul Newman in โThe Color of Moneyโ (1986).
โIn poker, the player does not play against the house. He plays against other players. The house takes a cut. Two things are necessary, knowledge of the mathematical odds, knowledge of your opponents.โ โ Oscar Isaac in โThe Card Counterโ (2021).
โListen, hereโs the thing. If you canโt spot the sucker in the first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker.โ โ Matt Damon in โRoundersโ (1998).
โOh, I donโt lose. People who bet on me to lose, lose. And they lose big.โ โ Al Pacino in โOceanโs Thirteenโ (2007).
โYou know the best part of the best drug in the world isnโt the high. Itโs the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, thatโs the greatest high in the world.โ โ Al Pacino in โTwo for the Moneyโ (2005).
โI am not going to lose it. I am going to gamble it.โ โ James Caan in โThe Gamblerโ (1974).
โGambling has brought my family together. We had to move to a smaller house.โ โ Tommy Cooper, comedian and magician.
โGambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. Itโs getting money without giving an equivalent for it.โ โ Henry Ward Beecher, American minister.
โIf you ainโt just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you havenโt studied the games enough.โ โ Terrence Murphy, aka V.P. Pappy, casino writer.
โMost gamblers, when they go to gamble, they go to win. When we go to gamble, we go to lose. Even when we win, itโs just a matter of time before we give it all back.โ โ Al Pacino in โTwo for the Moneyโ (2005).
โIโm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.โ โ George Clooney in โOceanโs Elevenโ (2001).
โIntuition canโt be found in books.โ โ Marielle Heller in โThe Queenโs Gambit,โ television miniseries.ย
โMay the odds be ever in your favor.โ โ Donald Sutherland in The Hunger Games (2012).ย
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